Can I vote ABSENTEE Ballot?
I know I only get to visit your state is by way of special VISA.
(My poor Visa card, that is!
)
You picked the best candidate for the job!
I think the title
"DICKTATER" is the perfect title.
It gives him more power over the little people. We know he would never abuse his position of power.
So, when I get my Visa paid off, I'll be back to your lovely state, even if you won't let me vote for your leader.
