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Originally Posted by vettegirl
Last Saturday a top secret summit meeting was held in Daytona, and it was decided the Florida SSR Fanatics would organize.  One of the topics of concern was "border security" - it was decided we need a contact for out of state SSRs so that a "Visitor's Visa" may be issued and proper meet and greets could be planned for their visit.  (There was also talk of a system to alert unsuspecting Floridians as soon as SSRHeartbeat crossed the border, we're still working on that  ).
For many reasons (he is the oldest Floridian, so we're assuming he's the wisest; he has the blingy-est engine compartment;he has an e-mail contact list as long as SSRHeartbeat's hair), Dick Bellville was nominated to be our fearless leader. He tried to run , but we held him down and he agreed to do it as long as he was allowed to appoint some "ambassadors" from around Florida to help him out.
Dick Bellville - Supreme Leader/Florida Mob Boss/Dicktator (Lonnie's suggestion ) |
Seems to me, like to the best of my memory, as I was driving Kim's
down to Daytona in a flood (I saw a couple Arks being built and a lot of pairs of animals) on that Saturday.
I made about 40 cell phone calls to set up this top secret summit meeting.
Without Kim, ya'll probably wouldn't have come to the top secret summit meeting. I brought her.
I stopped the rain, almost reserved the location, remained LAST in line of all summit officials called for this secret meeting, while fighting off droves of hungry Floridians just to be able to have our outdoor meeting room with seafood and a view. I also supplied conversation, laughter, hugs, handshakes, and drinks.
I can't help ya'll with Dick, but I do want something for my efforts.
I WANT MY "Florida paSSRport". (only for us out of state regulars)
"paSSRport", my thought, my word, my gig !!!
David
