Now to the real pressing issues on this the 8th day of July, 2008:
To the almost sorta high Dicktator, all Dickets, Dickies, Dickbasators, and all other Dickors with the Florida SSRFANATIC Judicial System, I David SSRHEARTBEAT do request and summons an official "Florida paSSRport" for myself and my bride Kim, MrsHeartbeat. I will try to keep her in line

!!! I do almost promise to try to be sorta well behaved, and also almost promise not bring much of anything out of Florida to which I didn't take into your fair state. I will pick up my bottles and place them in the proper recycle bin.
Almost sorta sincerely yours,
David
cc: file and others as necessary

This is one of those "others as necessary"
Hope you don't mind. I added a couple new titles for the "Dicks"...
