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Originally Posted by SSRHEARTBEAT
Now to the real pressing issues on this the 8th day of July, 2008: 
To the almost sorta high Dicktator, all Dickets, Dickies, Dickbasators, and all other Dickors with the Florida SSRFANATIC Judicial System, I David SSRHEARTBEAT do request and summons an official "Florida paSSRport" for myself and my bride Kim, MrsHeartbeat. I will try to keep her in line  !!! I do almost promise to try to be sorta well behaved, and also almost promise not bring much of anything out of Florida to which I didn't take into your fair state. I will pick up my bottles and place them in the proper recycle bin.
Almost sorta sincerely yours, 
cc: file and others as necessary
This is one of those "others as necessary"
Hope you don't mind. I added a couple new titles for the "Dicks"...  |
To: ALL FL FANATICS & El Dick-atator
As one of the FL Ambassators/Dickbasators/Dickies (or plain old Dicks) I suggest that we: Apoint SSRHEARTBEAT (Dave) to be our official GA/AL Dickbasator representing FL -- therefore by being a cabinet official HE (DickDave) will automatally be granted a "Florida paSSRport"
So moved--MIKE
