My SSR: BUFFY = Big Ugly Fat Friendly Yankee - 2004 Vin# 8120
Dragon Tail Weekend, the REST of the Story
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Originally Posted by OP
Buffy and Mrs. OP hit it off well and she even left him love notes on his room door .
While we were all waiting for the dessert to begin (and I mean ALL of us, the room was packed!) Leanne said quietly to us, "I have to go to the bathroom, don't let them cut the cake until I get back."
She got up and as she was about in the middle of the crowded room, I yelled, "Hey everyone, Leanne has to go to the bathroom, so we can't start until she gets back!" We ALL laughed!
But while she was gone, we decided to give her a surprise. When she returned, we waited until she was in the middle of the room again and then gave her a standing ovation! She was BRIGHT RED!
Someone (not me!) said, "She must have gone #1, because she got back so quickly!" We all laughed even more!
And now the rest of the story.................. When I got back to the room (very late and very drunk), I was getting ready for bed when there was a slight knock at my door. By the time I got to the door, no one was there but I found THIS between the storm door and the door..........
I am officially requesting that she join our forum with her own screen name that goes with OP.
Doesn't PP sound appropriate?
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Having fun, driving "Miss Daisy"
While we were all waiting for the desert to begin (and I mean ALL of us, the room was packed!) Leanne said quietly to us, "I have to go to the bathroom, don't let them cut the cake until I get back."
She got up and as she was about in the middle of the crowded room, I yelled, "Hey everyone, Leanne has to go to the bathroom, so we can't start until she gets back!" We ALL laughed!
But while she was gone, we decided to give her a surprise. When she returned, we waited until she was in the middle of the room again and then gave her a standing ovation! She was BRIGHT RED!
Someone (not me!) said, "She must have gone #1, because she got back so quickly!" We all laughed even more!
And now the rest of the story.................. When I got back to the room (very late and very drunk), I was getting ready for bed when there was a slight knock at my door. By the time I got to the door, no one was there but I found THIS between the storm door and the door..........
I am officially requesting that she join our forum with her own screen name that goes with OP.
Doesn't PP sound appropriate?
Man that is wrong.... Poor Mrs. OP BUT FUNNY!
PP sounds good but I also like OPP.. You know me...LOL
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
Posts: 9,831
My SSR: 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased), 2005 Redline Red
Well Buffy I wasnt gonna share this with everybody to save you some embarrasment but since you picked on the lovely LeAnne (aka, Mrs. OP)
I feel it is appropriate.
Plus I just finished scraping the blue paint off the parking spot bumper you spilled while messing with Devasatators balls.
You all know that Buffy stole my bedspread over the weekend (check the Buffy is a weenie thread for that story)
Well I went to charge him for it today and looked what happened.
My SSR: BUFFY = Big Ugly Fat Friendly Yankee - 2004 Vin# 8120
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Originally Posted by Gina
Well Buffy I wasnt gonna share this with everybody to save you some embarrasment but since you picked on the lovely LeAnne (aka, Mrs. OP)
I feel it is appropriate.
Plus I just finished scraping the blue paint off the parking spot bumper you spilled while messing with Devasatators balls.
You all know that Buffy stole my bedspread over the weekend (check the Buffy is a weenie thread for that story)
Well I went to charge him for it today and looked what happened.
NO MAS! NO MAS!
I give up!
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Having fun, driving "Miss Daisy"
My SSR: Black, '03, 1sb, #1256, License Plate was WOW FCTR
More stories
Ok....since everyone is telling embarrassing stories, I'll throw out another embarrassing one......one that involves.......
wait I better tell my side of my story before someone else makes me embarrassed.
Saturday night after the picnic and raffle and (for me) a little too much to drink, I turned in for the night. About 5 minutes later there's a knock at the door. Danny (Mr Gina) tell me to call Marilyn (my mom). I turn on my cell phone and try to find a spot where I actually get a signal to find that there are 10 messages there all from Mom. The first one is "hi, what are you up to?". The last one is "I'm really worried that you haven't returned my calls. I hope you're not dead." The rest are somewhere in between.
I had told her that I was going to Maggie Valley to meet a bunch of other SSR owners. That's all I said. She wound up calling one of my brothers to ask if I told him anything (which I didn't), but he got online and searched for "Maggie Valley SSR" and found this site. Then he says "hey there is someone on here named WOW_FCTR, think that could be him?" So now they have Gina's hotel phone number AND they can read EVERYTHING I've ever posted here. (sorry MOM).
I had my phone turned off because I couldn't get a signal and when I did it was roaming......SO the lesson learned here is ALWAYS tell your mommy where you are going and call her every day otherwise she may find out what you are really up to!!!! On the versa-visa side (those of you who are parents and your kids don't call you), you can always embarrass them by calling them somewhere at midnight and say "I'm XXXX's Mom or Dad and I would like to talk to them because they haven't called today"
Now I can't remember anything embarrassing about anyone else
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2003 Black SSR #1256 1sb
100000 miles (02/04/07).....
150000 miles 10/22/08
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
Posts: 9,831
My SSR: 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased), 2005 Redline Red
That explains the email I got from SSR-Club.
I posted parts of it below. I just replied the # to him and went to bed. Danny didnt tell me about knocking on your door. I was wondering who this pertained to.
Not only do I have to throw the party, I have to babysit to.
Trying to find contact numbers for Maggie Valley event as brother has not responded to cell phone calls from mother (atypical). Figured this might be a good lead for such numbers.
Mr. Rxx Axxxx, I have passed this message on to other SSRFanatic members in hopes they can reply to your request. I wish you well and hope your Mom is able to get in touch with her son soon.... Let me know if I can help you further.
My SSR: Black, '03, 1sb, #1256, License Plate was WOW FCTR
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Originally Posted by Gina
That explains the email I got from SSR-Club.
I posted parts of it below. I just replied the # to him and went to bed. Danny didnt tell me about knocking on your door. I was wondering who this pertained to.
Not only do I have to throw the party, I have to babysit to.
From: Ron Aruta rjaruta May 20, 2006
Trying to find contact numbers for Maggie Valley event as brother has not responded to cell phone calls from mother (atypical). Figured this might be a good lead for such numbers.
Mr. Ron Aruta, I have passed this message on to other SSRFanatic members in hopes they can reply to your request. I wish you well and hope your Mom is able to get in touch with her son soon.... Let me know if I can help you further.
I hadn't even heard this part of the story
So I guess I wasn't one of the ones you informed of this email....
ps. could you please remove his email address out of your post...thanks
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2003 Black SSR #1256 1sb
100000 miles (02/04/07).....
150000 miles 10/22/08
My SSR: Black, '03, 1sb, #1256, License Plate was WOW FCTR
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gina
ooops, sorry, done
And now for the rest of the story.....(well this is jsut strange)
So I was told that Danny was looking for someone named WOW WOW (not Wow Factor) and I didn't think much about that UNTIL.......
on the way home I was passing a truck that was dirty on the back and someone had scrawled in HUGE letters WOW WOW (that's it) in the dirt. I almost stopped him and asked him if he had something for me
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2003 Black SSR #1256 1sb
100000 miles (02/04/07).....
150000 miles 10/22/08
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We missed you too.........
You guys and gals are just killin me 
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