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06-20-2006, 04:44 PM
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My Granddaughter River
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: King George, VA
Posts: 2,874
My SSR: 2005 Aqua Blur Automatic
SSR Magazine?
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I'd rather be crusin...
Last edited by BIG JIM; 11-06-2006 at 03:21 PM .
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06-20-2006, 04:59 PM
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Highest Mileage Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sicklerville, NJ
Posts: 10,772
My SSR: Black, '03, 1sb, #1256, License Plate was WOW FCTR
Truck washing tips
#1 Pay someone else to do it.
#2 If you don't have enough money, drive it to an SSR gathering....someone there will be so embarrassed that you have a dirty SSR, they will wash it for you
#3 If #1 and #2 don't work, park it in a garage and don't drive it.
Wait...why am I on tap for washing tips again?
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2003 Black SSR #1256 1sb
100000 miles (02/04/07)....
150000 miles (10/22/08)....
175000 miles (3/2/10)....
200,000 miles (6/9/11)...
207,000+ today
06-20-2006, 05:03 PM
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Thank You To Our Troops
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
Posts: 18,178
My SSR: 2006 Aqua Blur FPR Chrome Inside & Out , 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased)
#1 traffic tip. Flirt with the cop no matter what he looks like. Sorry guys your screwed, it doesnt work for you
You left out SSRRose's tips on how to bust into your car when you lock your keys in it.
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06-20-2006, 05:06 PM
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Growing Older but Not Up
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,320
My SSR: 04,Straighr duals,3G spoiler,4.56,K & N Cold Air Kit,General UHP
Tip #3
Pick a high quality handmade Dominican over a cheap, dried out Cuban!
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Big Daddy
Macon, Ga
Other Rides-
08 F150
06 Mustang Convertable
10 EZ Go cart
06-20-2006, 06:09 PM
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Jeff & Terri
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Ormond Beach, Florida
Posts: 1,085
My SSR: Yellow 2190 Born on 12/01/2003 with XM Direct radio, custom striping, WindsuppreSSR,
Gina, check the second cover out.
Tip #1 Do not let Buffy drive in front of you and take his hat off. The glare will blind you.
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03 SSR 2190, 11 CTS-V Coupe, 12 CTS-V Wagon.
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06-20-2006, 07:53 PM
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SSR Pit Crew
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Plano, Tx.
Posts: 11,583
My SSR: '05 Concept Truck, powered by Heavy Duty rubberbands, and a really BIG WINDUP KEY!
Quote:
Originally Posted by big-daddy
Pick a high quality handmade Dominican over a cheap, dried out Cuban, because if it says Cuban and smell lke poop, it probally is.
06-20-2006, 08:13 PM
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Jim-n-Tanya
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,287
My SSR: 2003 Slingshot Yellow Vin#2062; Kenwood Stereo with JL Audio Components; ASC BodyKit; Katzkin Seats
Centerfold
You need a picture for the Centerfold?
06-20-2006, 10:25 PM
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Boop Op A Doop
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sterling Heights, Michigan
Posts: 29,308
My SSR: 2004 Redline Red SSR "HTRDGRL" Born On 8/19/2004 SSR Theme Song Chevrolet by Foghat
Cop
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gina
#1 traffic tip. Flirt with the cop no matter what he looks like. Sorry guys your screwed, it doesnt work for you l
Oh My My Oh Hell yes.............and that traffic cop at Maggie Valley was sooooooooooo sweet
Gotta love those boy's in blue, tan.....does it matter
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With a Single Red Rose...he alway's said I Love You!
"A Woman And Her Truck It's A Beautiful Thing"
06-20-2006, 10:33 PM
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Yes, I have an ATTITUDE !
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Wind Gap , Pa.
Posts: 1,678
My SSR: 04 Smokin' Asphalt , # 9445
Driving
Tip # 1----- Keep right foot planted to the floor !
06-21-2006, 06:32 AM
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Thank You To Our Troops
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
Posts: 18,178
My SSR: 2006 Aqua Blur FPR Chrome Inside & Out , 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased)
Quote:
Originally Posted by HotRodGirl
Oh My My Oh Hell yes.............and that traffic cop at Maggie Valley was sooooooooooo sweet
Gotta love those boy's in blue, tan.....does it matter
He was a cute little thing wasn't he? I didn't mind it to bad.
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06-21-2006, 08:32 AM
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Highest Mileage Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sicklerville, NJ
Posts: 10,772
My SSR: Black, '03, 1sb, #1256, License Plate was WOW FCTR
Thought that Mr Vettegirl article was FUNNY! (I mean it was sad soooo sad)
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2003 Black SSR #1256 1sb
100000 miles (02/04/07)....
150000 miles (10/22/08)....
175000 miles (3/2/10)....
200,000 miles (6/9/11)...
207,000+ today
06-23-2006, 06:42 AM
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Member
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Lexington, SC
Posts: 11
My SSR: Slingshot yellow 2004
Big Jim, you are so creative with this stuff. I love how you come up with all these ideas. How cool would it be to really be able to put this magazine in print. I think everyone would enjoy reading all the latest news aswell as some of the funny stories.....
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Originally Posted by BIG JIM
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06-23-2006, 07:00 AM
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Thank You To Our Troops
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
Posts: 18,178
My SSR: 2006 Aqua Blur FPR Chrome Inside & Out , 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased)
This just keeps getting better.
Dont forget the article about Big Jim winning everything.
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06-23-2006, 12:32 PM
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SSR Pit Crew
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Waleska, GA
Posts: 1,742
My SSR: BUFFY = Big Ugly Fat Friendly Yankee - 2004 Vin# 8120
Quote:
Originally Posted by JeffDBFl
Gina, check the second cover out.
Tip #1 Do not let Buffy drive in front of you and take his hat off. The glare will blind you.
Hey Jeff! I should resent that, but it wasn't ME! That was John Leas (jleas524)!!!
And HE'S MAD at you now!
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Having fun, driving "Miss Daisy"
06-23-2006, 12:34 PM
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SSR Pit Crew
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Waleska, GA
Posts: 1,742
My SSR: BUFFY = Big Ugly Fat Friendly Yankee - 2004 Vin# 8120
Big Jim,
I must admit I laughed out loud when I saw this.
Good job, my friend!
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Having fun, driving "Miss Daisy"
06-23-2006, 12:55 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Live Music Capitol of the World, TX
Posts: 6,343
My SSR: '05 Auto Redline Red #20727.... Born on 05/05/05...
too much time
Very entertaining
Here's another teaser to use:
Laurel Park Inn plumbing: An in-depth look by Mrs. OP...
Last edited by OP; 06-23-2006 at 03:35 PM .
06-23-2006, 01:28 PM
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Jeff & Terri
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Ormond Beach, Florida
Posts: 1,085
My SSR: Yellow 2190 Born on 12/01/2003 with XM Direct radio, custom striping, WindsuppreSSR,
I know it was you Buffy, cause your cheeks were still puckered when you got out of the truck.
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03 SSR 2190, 11 CTS-V Coupe, 12 CTS-V Wagon.
06-23-2006, 02:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Midland, GA
Posts: 1,592
My SSR: Top Secret
Awesome job Big-Jim!
06-23-2006, 02:57 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hot Springs, SD
Posts: 2,359
My SSR: Slingshot #4619 (sold)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boosted
Awesome job Big-Jim!
Hilarious.
06-23-2006, 05:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,231
WOW!!! Our SSR made the cover of the Jul/Aug 06 issue TWICE... The one of us on the Dragons Tail and then again on the inset pic... Kewl!!!!
06-23-2006, 07:05 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Bellingham, WA
Posts: 412
My SSR: S.A. 2004 #13355
Edit
#4
Those are not "tips" Buffy is painting.
Ski p
06-23-2006, 08:00 PM
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Thank You To Our Troops
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
Posts: 18,178
My SSR: 2006 Aqua Blur FPR Chrome Inside & Out , 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased)
Quote:
Originally Posted by SA13355
#4
Those are not "tips" Buffy is painting.
Ski p
Beef tips maybe?
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06-23-2006, 09:01 PM
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Yes, I have an ATTITUDE !
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Wind Gap , Pa.
Posts: 1,678
My SSR: 04 Smokin' Asphalt , # 9445
Everybody wants to grab hold of my tips !
06-23-2006, 09:42 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Live Music Capitol of the World, TX
Posts: 6,343
My SSR: '05 Auto Redline Red #20727.... Born on 05/05/05...
06-23-2006, 10:14 PM
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North shore of Lake Eire
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 5,589
My SSR: 2003 #2393 black SB1 some-stuff-added
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TERRIFIC Jim! …. Please keep this up over the next few years. I have opened up a new “Jim cover story” file, for saving these. Will have to go back and find the first batch you did.
Ten years from now we who where there can look at your headlines and flash back in time. Great way to hold the memories.
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2003 SB1 #2393
Some stuff added
06-24-2006, 07:13 AM
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Thank You To Our Troops
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
Posts: 18,178
My SSR: 2006 Aqua Blur FPR Chrome Inside & Out , 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased)
Quote:
Originally Posted by REBEL
TERRIFIC Jim! …. Please keep this up over the next few years. I have opened up a new “Jim cover story” file, for saving these. Will have to go back and find the first batch you did.
Ten years from now we who where there can look at your headlines and flash back in time. Great way to hold the memories.
with Rebel. Please keep these coming Big Jim
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09-28-2006, 12:20 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Montrose, CA
Posts: 6
My SSR: Silver Bullet 06991
Is the magazine for real?
I'm interested in where to find it in
So. Calif. or how to subscribe.
Dave
09-28-2006, 07:56 AM
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North shore of Lake Eire
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 5,589
My SSR: 2003 #2393 black SB1 some-stuff-added
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Send $50 to REBEL and I will send you the first four back issues and the next year’s issues as they are released.
No this is just big Jim playing with his computer and sharing it with us in a humours and historical way. This is all based on real happenings with big Jim throwing in a twist.
I kinda knew that the roof was a convertible roof. Honest!
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2003 SB1 #2393
Some stuff added
09-28-2006, 07:59 AM
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Thank You To Our Troops
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
Posts: 18,178
My SSR: 2006 Aqua Blur FPR Chrome Inside & Out , 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased)
Its time for another issue too!
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09-28-2006, 08:47 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: lewisville texas
Posts: 3,002
My SSR: "BETSY BLUE" (AQUA BLUR) 2005 VIN #16907
Thanks Big Jim, those were great!
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