Canada - the Jeff Foxworthy joke

[turnheadz]

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks:
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> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Canada.
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> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Canada.
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> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Canada.
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> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Canada.
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> If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you live in Canada.
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> If you measure distance in hours, you live in Canada.
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> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Canada.
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> If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in Canada
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> If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Canada.
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> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Canada.
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> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Canada.
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> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Canada.
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> If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Canada.
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> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Canada.
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> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Canada.
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> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Canada.
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> If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Canada.
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> If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends & others, you definitely live (or have lived) in Canada.
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[RickSSR]

Bummer about your Dairy Queen...

Hi Gary & Sandy..

RickSSR

[REBEL]

Most are true thats what makes them funny.
Our Dairy Queen shuts down.
I live south of Detroit so I guess I'm on vacation 24/7 ... don't feel like it.

[womps]

I live in Canada & I was wondering, "If you wear shorts & parka @ the same time". What are shorts???

[REBEL]

shorts are those short legged pants you see on T.V. sometimes. They look good on females.

[turnheadz]

I never knew the one about measuring distance in hours. I always say it's about 10 hours to Calgary from here
and on the west coast - 2 degrees is awful cold, we're wooses I guess
but at least our DQ's are open all year. hey, if it wasn't for them we'd never get a Blizzard here

Sandy