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Old 07-17-2010, 07:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Another Rightwing Story - Honey time

This morning will be full. In about 20 min. I am on my way to pull the hives apart and steal the honey. I'm going to follow someone else's lead and redistribute the honey that all those Bee's collected and keep it for myself.

There is going to be a closed door policy (No Camera's Allowed), and I am going to close the deal before 1:00p. today. And the recovery is going to be grand. I can personally gaurantee that I am going to put at least 2 people back to work, and when I am done, I will have created 50 - 60,000 new jobs in the 2 Bee Hive Communites, as they scrable to refill the frames.

I am Michael Fox (Beekeeper), and I approve of this message.
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This morning will be full. In about 20 min. I am on my way to pull the hives apart and steal the honey. I'm going to follow someone else's lead and redistribute the honey that all those Bee's collected and keep it for myself.

There is going to be a closed door policy (No Camera's Allowed), and I am going to close the deal before 1:00p. today. And the recovery is going to be grand. I can personally gaurantee that I am going to put at least 2 people back to work, and when I am done, I will have created 50 - 60,000 new jobs in the 2 Bee Hive Communites, as they scrable to refill the frames.

I am Michael Fox (Beekeeper), and I approve of this message.

Now that's what I call good government at work.....For Bees not people
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Old 07-17-2010, 09:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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8 1/2 - 9 gallons of dark honey later. I got lucky and only got tagged once.
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Old 07-18-2010, 06:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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8 1/2 - 9 gallons of dark honey later. I got lucky and only got tagged once.
The sting was the collection tax....
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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8 1/2 - 9 gallons of dark honey later. I got lucky and only got tagged once.
wow... that's allot of honey! Im surprised the bees let you only get away with one sting.
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I've had some of that honey...it is great stuff. Don't compare to the stuff in the stores. Am working on my last bottle now Mike.....so put me on the list.....if you have one.
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