My SSR: '04 Purple (Penelope)#3438 1st '04 Production UV and '06 blue over silver auto, #22851 #5 0f 32
Thanxx for the headsup......thought we'd never get rid of him.
We'll send you what ever you want...as long as you promise to keep him up there.
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My SSR: 2005 Yellow over Black - Side Pipes, Custom Air Intake
After careful consideration, and the choices the FBI has made clear to us, here are OUR demands..
1 - You keep him
2 - You send us his `R` (with signed pink slip)
3 - Include that cool banner hanging behind you in the picture you so foolishly sent ( evidence )
Then we will send you his Balls, after all what`s a Dicktator without balls?
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My SSR: "Rev'in Mr. Black" 1995 Impala SS - black with a 383 stroker motor
Yeah what he said...almost
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Originally Posted by Jeffanatic
After careful consideration, and the choices the FBI has made clear to us, here are OUR demands..
Include that cool banner hanging behind you in the picture you so foolishly sent ( evidence )
Then we will send you his Balls, after all what`s a Dicktator without balls?
Hey Charlie if you kept the old bald guy things just wouldn't be the same here. Send us back our friend Dick and have a few more of those banners made up for sale to other SSR Fanatics those are mega cool and would probably sell like hotcakes. Hope y'all have a great parade tomorrow.
Poppa
Good Lord! Dicktator held hostage in lieu of a ball swap? What has the world come to? Run Dick, Run! Whoa....I suddenly have an idea for a children's book.......!
Shoot, Dicktator called me earlier and he was about to be in a parade....this is a HOAX!!!
Here I was scrambling around, searching everywhere for suitable balls to send...wait a minute..that didn't sound too good...................
Location: About as far East as you can go before you hit salt water.
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My SSR: 2005 Allstate 400 Pace SSR #2 of 2 Built
Dictator Escaped
Dictator has escaped and was last seen heading North to New Hampshire.
The truth is we let him go.
48 hours of listening to him whine like a 5 year old and we just couldn't take it anymore.
Talk about high maintenance. OMG
We can see why there were no posts about wanting him back.
The Florida Chapter can keep him and his "Dictator's Balls".
YES! I ESCAPED!! (They left the Door unlocked, how foolish was that?)
JEFF, Thanks for showing them the "Dicktator's Tennis Balls" were in the Parade.
These guys are not the "Sharpest Crayon's in the Box". Wildbill did his "Monkey Impression" for us. It was WAY to REAL FOR ME!!
I am safe (I think) in NH for a few days. Going to see latest Great Grandchild tommorw. Number 12, must be something in the water.
I have discovered in my Travels, Texas, Maggie, NC, NJ, and now the North East, ALL the SSR FANATICS are the "BEST". FLORIDA on TOP, of course!
I have always been greated with open arms and open hearts. It is my Pleasure to do what I can for my Fanatic Friends.
HOWEVER,I have never been tied to a chair and held hostage, until NOW!
ONLY and I mean ONLY, the North East Fanatics had the Tennis Balls to do this. (They wouldn't let me have breakfast until noon, kept me working on the SSR's with someone always standing guard.
Well, NOT, they didn't get my Dicktator Tennis Balls, I escaped!!
OK, they left the door unlocked, my SSR was running and there was money on the dash for gas, but I escaped, that is the important part.
Back in NH, where it is safe!
Headed back to Florida, end of week, so hide the silverware!!
And you Florida West Coast SSR's, I will see you at Dicktator's Garage and bring ALL the $$ you have been saving while I was gone. Damon, Jeff, Alex, Dennis, John, well, you know who you are.
My SSR: Red 2003 with running boards and a red headed passenger
Details to Dicktators release
It didnt take long to find out why Floridas first response was "Keep Him".
.......
1st, he ate all the Mac Salad before the pic-nic.
He distrupted my sand, leaf, and soda can collection on my "R" floor.
The neighbors dog walks bull-legged,.. poor thing is so shocked, a ninja couldnt sneek up on him now.
The sheep farm up the street closed... something b-a-a-a-a-d happend
The Greylock tower assosiation reverted donations to remove the bald Repunsel.... Tourism was cut by 97%..
The "Nights in Shinning Armor" Union, local 9er 9er 9er went on strike...
... due to cruel and unusual treatment and misleading duties.
The parade committee approched me for all the parts that were left on the parade route because Mr Tator left his tailgate open.
and now,.. my kitchen chair has racing stripes
We didnt just leave the door open,.. We packed his windshield, glove box and map pockets with cash,.... attached a rope around his ankel, thru his "R", then to a hitch and tragged him to his drivers seat,.. we put the "R" in drive and pointed him north.....
I found out later that my toilet was missing,.. I see by Jeffs post,.. Mr Tator was still tied to it,... I knew we forgot something.
((((((( Actually,.. we had a great time... This has to be the best forum ever. Dick is a great guy,.. and will always have a room here for him ,.. thanks for all the laughs,.. You Florida Folks know how to party... ))))
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Dictator held hostage
Ya'll crack me up. 
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