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View Poll Results: Do you support Dick Bellville and his band of cronies as Florida's Fearless Leaders?
Heck yeah! Hey Dick, when's the next ? 28 59.57%
I might - what's in it for me? 9 19.15%
I can't vote, my chad is hanging. 10 21.28%
Voters: 47. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-25-2008, 09:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Vote for Dick Bellville!

Last Saturday a top secret summit meeting was held in Daytona, and it was decided the Florida SSR Fanatics would organize. One of the topics of concern was "border security" - it was decided we need a contact for out of state SSRs so that a "Visitor's Visa" may be issued and proper meet and greets could be planned for their visit. (There was also talk of a system to alert unsuspecting Floridians as soon as SSRHeartbeat crossed the border, we're still working on that ).

For many reasons (he is the oldest Floridian, so we're assuming he's the wisest; he has the blingy-est engine compartment;he has an e-mail contact list as long as SSRHeartbeat's hair), Dick Bellville was nominated to be our fearless leader. He tried to run, but we held him down and he agreed to do it as long as he was allowed to appoint some "ambassadors" from around Florida to help him out.

So in the spirit of Democracy, all Floridians please vote to accept Dick Bellville and his hand-picked cabinet as our official social directors. Dick also does not like the title President (it's gotten a bad rap the past decade or so), so please suggest titles that would reflect his new status. Also, if there is an area lacking in representation, please feel free to nominate an additional ambassador.

Your proposed leaders:

Dick Bellville - Supreme Leader/Florida Mob Boss/Dicktator (Lonnie's suggestion )

Ed-Purple Penolope - Panhandle Ambassador
Mike-MikeinOrlando - Orlando Ambassador
Doug-SoonerRed - Jacksonville Ambassador
Annie-waysouth6spd - Way-South Florida Ambassador
Capt. Al-als-ssr - Broward/West Palm Ambassador
Dale-Ruby2 - Central East Coast/Space Coast Ambassador



OK Floridians, make your vote count!
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Smile Vote!

Can I vote ABSENTEE Ballot?
I know I only get to visit your state is by way of special VISA.
(My poor Visa card, that is!)

You picked the best candidate for the job!

I think the title "DICKTATER" is the perfect title.
It gives him more power over the little people. We know he would never abuse his position of power.

So, when I get my Visa paid off, I'll be back to your lovely state, even if you won't let me vote for your leader.


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Old 06-25-2008, 10:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Smile Dicktater!!

I love it!! Lonnie it fits!!

Flying Dog, you are allowed one free border pass.

If I am Dicktater, then my associates are just "Dicks"???

I have asked Dingbat to join the group of Vice Presidents for the Daytona area.
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Wait a minute......

So the rest of your cabinet members are all "appointed Dicks"?

OK, I can live with that.......been called much, much worse.

Viva el Dicktater.
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dictater???
Reminds me of that old Buckwheat (or Buttwheat as they used to say it, or still do in Myrtle Beach) joke about Darla!
Not fit for Posting... but some probably know it!

As a Georgian, and frequent border crosser, I say Grand Pooba would fit. After all, what kind of hair style does one envision when thinking Grand Pooba? Of course he'd need the Fez to cover the chrome, if he were to serve on the "throne".

Cathy, does he wear one when on the throne?

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Old 06-25-2008, 02:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dick who?


dick tater, that's who !!

i have already voted 5 times for dick. that's the way we do it in illinois. florida doesnt know who votes anyway. too many hanging chads.


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Old 06-25-2008, 10:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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So the rest of your cabinet members are all "appointed Dicks"?

OK, I can live with that.......been called much, much worse.

Viva el Dicktater.
I TOO HAVE BEEN CALLED A WHOLE BUNCH WORSE - I can also live with that -and Will --

Viva el DICKTATER!!!!!!!!!

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I think he would make a great "Dick"tater, I was wondering would his secretary be a Pencil "Dick"?
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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My bald brother has my votes, now how many do we get.
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Vote For Dick Who?

ONLY IF I GET TO BE TREASURER IN HIS ADMINISTRATION-I HAVE SOME CONTINUING UP GRADES TO MY -ANOTHER PROBLEM WILL BE THE CONSTRUCTION OF HIS THRONE-I AM CERTAIN HE WILL DEMAND SUCH TREATMENT AT ALL SHOWS INCLUDING FREE FOOD....THIS THREAD COULD LEAD TO ALL SORTS OF SPECIAL TREATMENT ISSUES....CAREFUL EVERYONE THIS COULD BE A SLIPPERY (BALD)JOKE SLOPE....CHUCKSTR
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First the real question

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Originally Posted by vettegirl View Post
Last Saturday a top secret summit meeting was held in Daytona, and it was decided the Florida SSR Fanatics would organize. One of the topics of concern was "border security" - it was decided we need a contact for out of state SSRs so that a "Visitor's Visa" may be issued and proper meet and greets could be planned for their visit. (There was also talk of a system to alert unsuspecting Floridians as soon as SSRHeartbeat crossed the border, we're still working on that ).

For many reasons (he is the oldest Floridian, so we're assuming he's the wisest; he has the blingy-est engine compartment;he has an e-mail contact list as long as SSRHeartbeat's hair), Dick Bellville was nominated to be our fearless leader. He tried to run, but we held him down and he agreed to do it as long as he was allowed to appoint some "ambassadors" from around Florida to help him out.

So in the spirit of Democracy, all Floridians please vote to accept Dick Bellville and his hand-picked cabinet as our official social directors. Dick also does not like the title President (it's gotten a bad rap the past decade or so), so please suggest titles that would reflect his new status. Also, if there is an area lacking in representation, please feel free to nominate an additional ambassador.

Your proposed leaders:

Dick Bellville - Supreme Leader/Florida Mob Boss/Dicktator (Lonnie's suggestion )

Ed-Purple Penolope - Panhandle Ambassador
Mike-MikeinOrlando - Orlando Ambassador
Doug-SoonerRed - Jacksonville Ambassador
Annie-waysouth6spd - Way-South Florida Ambassador
Mike-Dingbat - Daytona/Palm Coast Ambassador



OK Floridians, make your vote count!

Are any of the them originally from Flordia?

Second is anyone really originally from Flordia?
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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this could be a blast of fun..

Ok so let me get this straight...............We have one Chief Dick and a bunch of little dickette's so too speak running Florida.

Thats cool until someone starts singing follow the yellow brick road.

Dick, But this could put a whole new twist on hay could the board give me a hand with this.
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I think the title "DICKTATER" is the perfect title.
Now will this be a hands on job, or in named only?

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Hands on

I certainly hope it is NAME ONLY. Don't like the sounds of Hands On.

I'll leave that to Congressman.

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good job dick , i motion a party soon
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good job dick , i motion a party soon
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The other officers could be General Dick, Major Dick, and of course there should be a Dick, Head of State
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