Location: 60 miles west of Atlanta, GA or 80 miles east of Birmingham, AL
Posts: 1,113
My SSR: 2006 Black over Silver and a 2005 Slingshot 3 pedal
Quote:
Originally Posted by vettegirl
Last Saturday a top secret summit meeting was held in Daytona, and it was decided the Florida SSR Fanatics would organize. One of the topics of concern was "border security" - it was decided we need a contact for out of state SSRs so that a "Visitor's Visa" may be issued and proper meet and greets could be planned for their visit. (There was also talk of a system to alert unsuspecting Floridians as soon as SSRHeartbeat crossed the border, we're still working on that ).
For many reasons (he is the oldest Floridian, so we're assuming he's the wisest; he has the blingy-est engine compartment;he has an e-mail contact list as long as SSRHeartbeat's hair), Dick Bellville was nominated to be our fearless leader. He tried to run, but we held him down and he agreed to do it as long as he was allowed to appoint some "ambassadors" from around Florida to help him out.
Dick Bellville - Supreme Leader/Florida Mob Boss/Dicktator (Lonnie's suggestion )
Seems to me, like to the best of my memory, as I was driving Kim's down to Daytona in a flood (I saw a couple Arks being built and a lot of pairs of animals) on that Saturday.
I made about 40 cell phone calls to set up this top secret summit meeting.
Without Kim, ya'll probably wouldn't have come to the top secret summit meeting. I brought her.
I stopped the rain, almost reserved the location, remained LAST in line of all summit officials called for this secret meeting, while fighting off droves of hungry Floridians just to be able to have our outdoor meeting room with seafood and a view. I also supplied conversation, laughter, hugs, handshakes, and drinks.
I can't help ya'll with Dick, but I do want something for my efforts.
I WANT MY "Florida paSSRport". (only for us out of state regulars)
"paSSRport", my thought, my word, my gig !!!
David
Last edited by SSRHEARTBEAT : 07-07-2008 at 10:48 PM.
Reason: to edit lol
Location: 60 miles west of Atlanta, GA or 80 miles east of Birmingham, AL
Posts: 1,113
My SSR: 2006 Black over Silver and a 2005 Slingshot 3 pedal
Important Notice
Now to the real pressing issues on this the 8th day of July, 2008:
To the almost sorta high Dicktator, all Dickets, Dickies, Dickbasators, and all other Dickors with the Florida SSRFANATIC Judicial System, I David SSRHEARTBEAT do request and summons an official "Florida paSSRport" for myself and my bride Kim, MrsHeartbeat. I will try to keep her in line !!! I do almost promise to try to be sorta well behaved, and also almost promise not bring much of anything out of Florida to which I didn't take into your fair state. I will pick up my bottles and place them in the proper recycle bin.
Almost sorta sincerely yours,
David
cc: file and others as necessary
This is one of those "others as necessary"
Hope you don't mind. I added a couple new titles for the "Dicks"...
My SSR: 06 Aqua Blur, #158-23377, Born on 17 Feb.`06
Well, this is a fine Honky Doo. I`m all tied up with a movement (?) and the whole state goes political. Of course I support Dick as the best man for the job and for those of you who think I shouldn`t have a vote, because of my present preoccupation of moving my farm to GA, just want to let ya`ll know I am maintaining a FL residence in Hobe Sound, so I`m still in the fray.
Atta Boy Dick!! Couldn`t have thought of a finer candidate for the position. And looks like you have selected a fine Closet (I mean Cabinet). Looking forward to many excellent outings under the new Dicktatership.
Now to the real pressing issues on this the 8th day of July, 2008:
To the almost sorta high Dicktator, all Dickets, Dickies, Dickbasators, and all other Dickors with the Florida SSRFANATIC Judicial System, I David SSRHEARTBEAT do request and summons an official "Florida paSSRport" for myself and my bride Kim, MrsHeartbeat. I will try to keep her in line !!! I do almost promise to try to be sorta well behaved, and also almost promise not bring much of anything out of Florida to which I didn't take into your fair state. I will pick up my bottles and place them in the proper recycle bin.
Almost sorta sincerely yours,
cc: file and others as necessary
This is one of those "others as necessary"
Hope you don't mind. I added a couple new titles for the "Dicks"...
To: ALL FL FANATICS & El Dick-atator
As one of the FL Ambassators/Dickbasators/Dickies (or plain old Dicks) I suggest that we: Apoint SSRHEARTBEAT (Dave) to be our official GA/AL Dickbasator representing FL -- therefore by being a cabinet official HE (DickDave) will automatally be granted a "Florida paSSRport"
My SSR: 2004 UV with flames #10443 (BOD: 05-24-04), 2005 "Sinister SSR"#19055 (BOD: 12-09-04)
Quote:
Originally Posted by mike in orlando
To: ALL FL FANATICS & El Dick-atator
As one of the FL Ambassators/Dickbasators/Dickies (or plain old Dicks) I suggest that we: Apoint SSRHEARTBEAT (Dave) to be our official GA/AL Dickbasator representing FL -- therefore by being a cabinet official HE (DickDave) will automatally be granted a "Florida paSSRport"
So moved--MIKE
I'll second that emotion!
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Location: 60 miles west of Atlanta, GA or 80 miles east of Birmingham, AL
Posts: 1,113
My SSR: 2006 Black over Silver and a 2005 Slingshot 3 pedal
Quote:
Originally Posted by vettegirl
I'll second that emotion!
Since I'm not "predjudiced" in any shape, form, or fashon, and thereby and therefore using the future powers to be given me as vested by the powers to be "Dicked" and those who are to be "Dickeled",
My SSR: 05 AUTO SMKN ASPHALT(DOES NOT WANT TO GO HOME)
WITH ALL THE EMOTIONS HAVING BEEN CONSIDERED, I RECOMMEND THAT THE REQUEST BE GRANTED....FURTHER IT IS AN HONOR TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH A GROUP OF HONORABLE (FUNNY LOOKING TRUCK DRIVERS) WHO ARE ABLE TO TAKE SUCH A SUBJECT MATTER AND DEAL WITH IT IN A FORTHWRIGHT/INTELLIGABLE MANNER AND REACH LOGICAL WELL THOUGHT OUT CONCLUSIONS(SPELL CHECK NOT USED)KEEP UP THE GOOD WORKS FOR THE ORDER OF THE SSR.....CHUCKSTR
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down to Daytona in a flood (I saw a couple Arks being built and a lot of pairs of animals) on that Saturday. 
Important Notice
!!! I do almost promise to try to be sorta well behaved, and also almost promise not bring much of anything out of Florida to which I didn't take into your fair state. I will pick up my bottles and place them in the proper recycle bin.
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