Horse & Chicken
A horse and a chicken were best of friends and played together all day long on the farm.One day the chicken hears the horse yelling at the top of his lungs for help,lo and behold the horse fell into a bog and can't get out so the chicken runs to get the tractor but then realizes that the old farmer not wanting to put too many miles on his new SSR has driven the tractor into town.The chicken then spots the new SSR with the keys still in the ignition,he hops in with a length of rope and drives like hell back to the horse and says "here tie this rope around yourself and i'll tie my end to the truck and pull you out!Within minutes the horse is thanking the chicken for saving his life.The chicken drives the truck back to the farmhouse and the farmer is none the wiser.
A few weeks pass and the horse heres the chicken yelling "help! help! help! and he too has fallen into the bog.The horse immediatley straddles the bog and and says to the chicken "here hang on to my member and i'll pull you out!
Within seconds the chicken is pulled to safety.
So the moral of the story is?......
If you're hung like a horse you don't need an SSR to pick up chicks
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