Bob's story
The Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
Bob's story
The Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
I wasn't talking about the male parts......I was talking about ,well , I can't say this is a family forum.........but I never see any kids on here
Oh.... not too bad. I gotta do another coat before I can apply the decals, but that can wait until Friday evening or the weekend. Tomorrow I need to zip out to the hobby store (yet again!) to see if they have a few more detail parts I thought I had but can't find.
Once I have something, I'll start up the hobby thread I mentioned. I'll be able to show pictures from beginning to end.
Location: Maggie Valley, NC (Smoky Mtns.)/On The Road For The Winter
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My SSR: 2006 Aqua Blur FPR Chrome Inside & Out , 2004 Redline Red,TAZMOBILE (deceased)
PAP'n while I can. My stupid 30 day trial on my aircard ran out yesterday so I turned it in, (not getting locked into that 18 month contract) so its back to limited internet for me now. My current campground has a hot spot so I will be checking in daily (have to keep my business email checked).
My SSR: Black, '03, 1sb, #1256, License Plate was WOW FCTR
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A Fanatic hit a bar.....should have simply walked into it.
I may have picked a bad time to go to a bar. When I came out, it was snowing hard. I couldn't see lanes on the Atalantic City Expressway and I was passing everyone yet I was only going 35mph!
I finally got up to 65mph near my house....the trip took a little longer than usual
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