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Old 05-08-2008, 10:24 AM   #9511 (permalink)
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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

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Old 05-08-2008, 10:28 AM   #9512 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:52 PM   #9513 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:12 PM   #9514 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 03:54 PM   #9516 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 04:15 PM   #9517 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 05:35 PM   #9520 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 05:36 PM   #9521 (permalink)
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What did you have? Were having steak and I made home-made twice baked taters.
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What did you have? Were having steak and I made home-made twice baked taters.

the steak sounds good ....why did you have to bake the taters twice??????
Did not get it right the first time????
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A roast beef sandwich.
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That was being nice.. .she coulda just come out and said it!
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