My SSR: 2004 Redline Red SSR "HTRDGRL" Born On 8/19/2004 SSR Theme Song Chevrolet by Foghat
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Originally Posted by WOW_FCTR
I was actually at home when I did that....I only worked 6 hours yesterday.
Only 6 .....not enough work?
Got a call last night....my brother whom lives in Riverside CA is coming home on a business trip. He wants to meet with the family on Sunday and take us all out for a steak dinner I am soooo excited I haven't seen him in two years!!!
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Got a call last night....my brother whom lives in Riverside CA is coming home on a business trip. He wants to meet with the family on Sunday and take us all out for a steak dinner I am soooo excited I haven't seen him in two years!!!
Yahoooooooo!!! That should be fun... sounds like he wants to escape the heat!!!
Gonna be a hot one today!!! 85 for SMO & 87 for Oxnard....
I'm hoping it a little cooler since I'm right on the beach but once I get home, I'm sure it will be much hotter.
Do you have any fog? I can see it looking south from here.
I'm hoping it a little cooler since I'm right on the beach but once I get home, I'm sure it will be much hotter.
Do you have any fog? I can see it looking south from here.
Not much... LAX had some, thin ground fog on the golf course near work... but skies clear here...
REPLACEMENT WINDOWS
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the
night before.
The first one, Sven, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if he has any last words. He says, 'I yust graduated from St. Olaf College in Northfield and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.' They throw the switch and
nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees; beg for Sven's forgiveness, and release him.
The second, Lars, is strapped in and gives his last words, 'I yust graduated from the Concordia College
in Moorhead and I believe in the power of justice
to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They throw
the switch and, again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for
his forgiveness, and release him.
The last one, Ole, is strapped in and says, 'Vell, I'm from the University of Nort' Dakota in Grand Forks and yust graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this t'ing in.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde).
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your
picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it,
and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed
it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you
were a cop."
My SSR: Black, '03, 1sb, #1256, License Plate was WOW FCTR
I was speeding the other day and a blond cop pulled me over.
He asked me for my license.
I handed him someone else's license I had just found lying on the ground earlier in the day.
He said "This isn't you."
I said "Then it looks like you got the wrong person."
He let me go....
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2003 Black SSR #1256 1sb
100000 miles (02/04/07)....
150000 miles (10/22/08)....
175000 miles (3/2/10)....
200,000 miles (6/9/11)...
207,000+ today
My SSR: 2004 Redline Red SSR "HTRDGRL" Born On 8/19/2004 SSR Theme Song Chevrolet by Foghat
Quote:
Originally Posted by WOW_FCTR
I was speeding the other day and a blond cop pulled me over.
He asked me for my license.
I handed him someone else's license I had just found lying on the ground earlier in the day.
He said "This isn't you."
I said "Then it looks like you got the wrong person."
He let me go....
Wonder if that would fly
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Getting ready for the Potomac River Run on Saturday. Washed the 'R today after getting home. Good bath, dried off, polished up the chrome wheels. Looking sharp! I had already cleaned the interior this past weekend, so looks like it's all ready to go now.
My brother has five horses, a goat, pig, seven chickens, two dogs, two cats. A horse sat on the goat and the goat hasn't been the same since. I just knew you needed this piece of information before you go to bed.
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VIVA DE FUNK
Wonder if that would fly 
Let It Snow !!!
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