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Bar Humour
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. He notices that the guy sitting beside him has a cardboard box sitting on the bar beside him. "What's in the box?" he asks the other guy.
The fella, who was staring morosely into his drink replies "see for yourself." The first guy slides the box over to himself, takes off the lid and looks inside. Inside the box is a little man dressed in a tuxedo, playing a miniature piano.
"Wow!" says the first guy. "Where did you get that?"
The guy with the box says " From that little man out front. He's a Leprechaun or something. Give him a dollar and he'll grant you a wish."
Well the first guy is a bit skeptical but figures he'll go outside and check it out. As he gets up to go outside, the guy with the box says "If you're going out to get a wish granted make sure you speak out loud and clear"
"Yeah, sure, whatever" says the first guy as he heads out the door.
Sure enough, just outside the door is a little man dressed all in green. Before the guy can say anything, the little man asks "Are ye here for a wish me son?" The guy, somewhat taken aback just nods his head.
"Well give me a dollar then, and tell me what ye most desires" says the little man.
"I'd really like a million bucks" says the guy, handing over a dollar.
"Just go back inside and yer wish will be granted by the by" says the little man. The guy, figuring he just got beat for a dollar, shrugs and goes back into the bar and sits down beside the guy with the box.
"Well?" says the guy with the box "did you make a wish?
Before the guy can answer there begins a quacking sound, low at first but building into a terrible din. The guy dashes outside and sees thousands - tens of thousands of ducks. All sorts of ducks. They're everywhere. They're on the parked cars, in the road on the roofs, in the parked cars, everywhere he looked, there were ducks. He says to the little man " What's with all the ducks?" The little man answers "Why its your wish granted me son - a million ducks! just like ye asked for."
"Idiot!" roars the guy. "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!
"Ah well me son," says the little man " be that as it may, they're yours now and there's but one wish to a customer".
The guy storms back into the bar, sits down beside the guy with the box and says " That Leprechaun is an idiot. I ask for a million bucks and he gives me a million ducks! What am I going to do with a million ducks?
The guy with the box looks at him and says " I told you to speak loud and clear. Do you really think that I asked for a 12 inch pianist?
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VIVA DE FUNK
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