Beagles Lose Mice go wild

Sidekick · 01-14-2007, 09:54 AM

Citizens of Blue Bell, PA were awakened from their depressed sleep this morning by the sounds of police sirens, breaking glass and car alarms. It appears that the Mice of Blue Bell were rioting to protest the devastating loss by the Philadelphia Beagles to the N.O Saints. The leader of the Mice known as X-Cheesie-8 said that the mice were mad a h*ll and were not going to take it any more. The Blue Bell SWAT team was called, but none of them could get their up-armor Mustangs to run, and evidently the mice had chewed through all the shoe laces on their 991s so they could not respond.
Negotiations are ongoing at this time with the mice reportedly asking for more D-Con Trail mix and dryer sheets.

Focks · 01-14-2007, 10:05 AM

After reading that post, I am disappointed to anounce that all I have to drink this morning is coffee. Bring whatever that is to Laughlin.

XSELER8 · 01-14-2007, 10:19 AM

Beagles dogged another one...but it was a good game. The mice are on an S&S diet. Sheets and Slithers. I did catch one and knocked his 2 front out. Next one I catch I'll stick my 991s where the sun doesn't shine. Mice beware...Sheriff's back

DakotaDocMartin · 01-14-2007, 10:25 AM

I'm not a sports fan but I certainly perked up with the mention of BEAGLES!

Speaking of Beagles... Here's a photo of my little houndlets:

XSELER8 · 01-14-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DakotaDocMartin

I'm not a sports fan but I certainly perked up with the mention of BEAGLES!

Speaking of Beagles... Here's a photo of my little houndlets:

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Are their names Smith & Wesson?

XSELER8 · 01-14-2007, 10:36 AM

Speaking of Mustangs.....What was this guy thinking about my run? Was it that bad?

DakotaDocMartin · 01-14-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by XSELER8

Speaking of Mustangs.....What was this guy thinking about my run? Was it that bad?

Maybe it was so good he crapped his pants!

XSELER8 · 01-14-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DakotaDocMartin

Maybe it was so good he crapped his pants!

Or he was going to the movies.....picking his seat ahead of time.

houtex · 01-14-2007, 10:47 AM

I sat in the middle of a bunch of Iggles fans this year when they played the Texans. No exotic drinks to anticipate, Focks, but the phrase "half a bubble off" is particularly apropos.

Sidekick · 01-14-2007, 11:05 AM

How can you say bad things about the fans from the City of Brotherly MUGG?
They will forever be remembered as the fans who Booed the Star Spangled Banner.
Just because they live in Philadelphia, a suburb of Blue Bell, does not give them the right to act so strangely. Have another hoagie!

XSELER8 · 01-14-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

How can you say bad things about the fans from the City of Brotherly MUGG?
They will forever be remembered as the fans who Booed the Star Spangled Banner.
Just because they live in Philadelphia, a suburb of Blue Bell, does not give them the right to act so strangely. Have another hoagie!

Hockey Fans? Worse than Eagle Fans. And it's Brotherly Subs! But ya gotta love Genos steaks in S. Phila. Wouldn't take an order unless it was in English.

wildcat66 · 01-14-2007, 04:46 PM

that was funny

and then the Seahawks choked on bear meat

WOW_FCTR · 01-15-2007, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

How can you say bad things about the fans from the City of Brotherly MUGG?
They will forever be remembered as the fans who Booed the Star Spangled Banner.
Just because they live in Philadelphia, a suburb of Blue Bell, does not give them the right to act so strangely. Have another hoagie!

I thought they were remembered for booing Santa Claus....