blond in the snow

[mikepowell]

BLONDE IN THE SNOW


It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was
almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her
car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car
while it warmed up and thought about her situation.

She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a
blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That
way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much
better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she
started to follow it.

As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they
continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard
conditions. After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when
the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and
signaled for her to roll down her window.

The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been
following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of
her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The
driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if she
wanted, but he was done with the Walmart parking lot and was going over
to Sears next.

[Pasta Mike]

iam laughing my azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz off at that one OMG to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waysouth6speed]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up to his truck and knocks on the door.
The truck driver lowers his window and she says "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The truck driver ignores her and
proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl blonde catches up again, run up to the door and knocks again. Just like she has never
seen him before she says "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, he ignores her again and continues down the road. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath she gets out of her car and runs up to truck and knocks on the door.
The truck rolls down his window. Again she says "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the truck driver rev's up his truck and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of his truck and runs back to the Blonde.
He knocks on her window and after she lowers it, he says......
"HI, MY NAME IS KEVIN, ITS WINTER IN MICHIGAN AND I'M DRIVING THE SALT
TRUCK"



And this is why this blonde lives in Florida...No Snow!

[mikepowell]