Blonde joke

CQQL_SSR · 04-12-2007, 08:53 PM

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,
explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist..

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to
the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........
" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "

DOOPHUS · 04-12-2007, 09:57 PM

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blueeyes · 04-12-2007, 09:59 PM

Ooooh - You're gonna hear from some folks about this one! I didn't laugh...

Mike in AZ · 04-12-2007, 10:03 PM

I won't tell Deb.

hdflstf · 04-12-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike in AZ

I won't tell Deb.

No need to, I already did

Mike in AZ · 04-12-2007, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by hdflstf

No need to, I already did

She usually shares them with me afterward. When did you cross the blonde joke boundary with my wife?

hdflstf · 04-12-2007, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike in AZ

She usually shares them with me afterward. When did you cross the blonde joke boundary with my wife?

I can't answer that on the grounds I may incrimiate myself.

Mike in AZ · 04-12-2007, 10:21 PM

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I can't answer that on the grounds I may incrimiate myself.

incriminate

sp -5%

must be an engineer..... can't type

we'll talk about this next weekend.

Mikey

hdflstf · 04-12-2007, 10:30 PM

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incriminate

sp -5%

must be an engineer..... can't type

we'll talk about this next weekend.

Mikey

I can't type! Newsflash

. I though that was a known thing by now around here.

WearyEagle · 04-12-2007, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by hdflstf

I can't type! Newsflash

. I though that was a known thing by now around here.

Must we dwell on the obvious . . .

Mike in AZ · 04-12-2007, 11:00 PM

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Must we dwell on the obvious . . .

he's too easy.

hdflstf · 04-12-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WearyEagle

Must we dwell on the obvious . . .

Now you need to figure out if I did that one on purpose or not....

WearyEagle · 04-12-2007, 11:07 PM

good cover . . . ("Don't get so upset, honey, I meant to wreck the car.")

WearyEagle · 04-12-2007, 11:12 PM

Why is it brunettes take it upon themselves to write blonde jokes ?
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hdflstf · 04-12-2007, 11:27 PM

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I was thinking it was because they could write

corvetteulose · 04-13-2007, 03:18 PM

Good one. That's why they put labels on everything. Some people just don't get it.

ssrgarage · 04-13-2007, 03:21 PM

YOUNG2004SSR · 04-13-2007, 04:00 PM

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

CQQL_SSR · 04-14-2007, 05:15 PM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend
decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where
she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says,
"Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..."

He sighed........

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."