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Old 11-21-2012, 09:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.

I was looking for my keys.

They were not in my pockets.

A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.*Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.

His theory was right.

The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.

I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these.* "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.

I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent.

Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

Yep, it's the golden years !!!!
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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well???? you could not ask for a better ending!!!!
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Not far off from an experience I had the other day.

The kids and I were gettting ready to leave from somewhere.
Got sidetracked talking with another person at the place of business.
As I we concluded our talk and walked towards the truck. I gave myself the normal pat on the pocket where I always keep my keys.
They weren't there
I looked around frantically, checked my other pockets and then asked my daughter where my keys were.


After a short pause.......................





She looked over at me and said....













DAD......








They're in your hand





either oldtimers desease or alzhiemers is kickin in. I can't remember which.
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