Dare I print this....yeah, why not

Focks · 03-09-2008, 11:30 PM

How To Be A Perfect Wife - Circa 1950 -
How to be the perfect 1950's wife...don't forget to know your place

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal cooked on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Don't ask him about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

And finally, a good wife always knows her place.
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Let the games begin...

blueroadster06 · 03-09-2008, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Focks

How To Be A Perfect Wife - Circa 1950 -
How to be the perfect 1950's wife...don't forget to know your place

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal cooked on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Don't ask him about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

And finally, a good wife always knows her place.
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Let the games begin...

I don't think you are going to get to your next birthday.........

DOOPHUS · 03-09-2008, 11:40 PM

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I don't think you are going to get to your next birthday.........

Hell, Carl . . . just completing this one may be in jeopardy!

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blueroadster06 · 03-09-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DOOPHUS

Hell, Carl . . . just completing this one may be in jeopardy!

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XSELER8 · 03-10-2008, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Focks

Don't ask him about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
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Marsha will need a vomit bag after reading this. And a towel to wipe away the tears of laughter.

WearyEagle · 03-10-2008, 02:31 AM

hmmmmmmm . . . what happened to "meet him at the door topless with a Daniels over ice" ?

Nancy24 · 03-10-2008, 08:20 AM

Has Diane read this?? I would venture to say "NO" and if you want to see your next birthday, she won't

redlinedadoo · 03-10-2008, 02:40 PM

Gary G · 03-10-2008, 02:48 PM

This will add some more fuel to the fire.... Circa 1950's AD reflecting the same sentiment.

VEGASSR · 03-10-2008, 03:24 PM

This is soooo not PC. I am afraid just answering the post.

If President Hillary sees this expect a visit from homeland security!!!

SSRHEARTBEAT · 03-10-2008, 09:20 PM

I would reply,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but I'm "Scared" to.

SSRHEARTBEAT

Focks · 03-10-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gary G

This will add some more fuel to the fire.... Circa 1950's AD reflecting the same sentiment.

That is so

I can see the Lysol flying off the shelves. Imagine their suprise when it came in a aerosol can!

blueroadster06 · 03-10-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by WearyEagle

hmmmmmmm . . . what happened to "meet him at the door topless with a Daniels over ice" ?

that was before we were married...not after

Jgrden · 03-11-2008, 09:03 AM

What a hoot.

COORS2U · 03-11-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Focks

And finally, a good wife always knows her place.

You damn right I do....in the driver's seat of my SSR with the top down and the wind blowing in my hair!!!

~Raymie~