Do You Know How To Cook A Turkey ...

[RUN ROD RUN]

How To Cook A Turkey:
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out

Happy Thanksgiving to all of my friends

[CJ]

tooo funny

[Flying Dog]

[DOOPHUS]

! ! ! ! ! !

[pikeville904]

Yoou should have seen the suprise of all the folks in the frozen food isle.... It was awesome!! LOL

[nulogic1]

done there that been

[ibjeff]

Thats a great one RRR