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Old 10-29-2007, 04:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Eggs Benedict?

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,'and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'


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Old 10-29-2007, 04:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,'and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

Now that's a good breakfast: Makin-bacon & eggs.
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Old 10-29-2007, 04:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LMBO @ Brian . . . how do you find these jokes while IN YOUR ROOM?

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Old 10-29-2007, 04:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Somehow I knew if I said bacon, Curt would chime in.
Also noticed that only R's are on this thread.
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Old 10-29-2007, 04:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Also noticed that only R's are on this thread.
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Here, now you guys have some class on this thread.
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Old 10-29-2007, 04:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Somehow I knew if I said bacon, Curt would chime in.
Also noticed that only R's are on this thread.
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Here, now you guys have some class on this thread.
Here; I'll put your silver in the quote box. Now it's invisible!
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