Einstien's theory explained

[Focks]

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 129 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA Connection. This came to be known as....


Einstein's Theory of 'Relative Titty'.
Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you. It beats the political jokes.

[Big Blue Ox]

[davisfire]

I don't get it...did the theory change or what?

[MoodyBlue]

This guy is my Hero ! I like the way he kept abreast of things.

[LTs SSR]

[davisfire]

[HarborRide]

Well, whadda you know....someone posted the mathematical formula in SMUT just this week!

[SweetRedRide]

Scientifically speaking.......that is funny!

Gary

[DOOPHUS]

Makes sense to me!

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[CQQL_SSR]

I was sent a picture of her in an e-mail but this is not SMOT so I can't post it here.

[Jgrden]

Sounds like a joke that would be told at a Rotary luncheon.