Elderly Men !!!!

[ttarob]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

Some old men can still think fast.

[frankmp]

lucky alligator.............

[ibjeff]

[James Dean]

[DOOPHUS]

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[6.0TOGO]

I have been to this pond...it has to be the one behind ellen(grandma) and arthur's house in arnoldsville, ga....i have seen arthur with a bucket in his hand...but had no idea what he was feeding.....i know the girls disappeared qucikly into the hay fields just behind the pond!!!gotta get back up there soon...chuckstr

[Meg in Carolina]

I agree with Chuckster.. Authur and Mike do go down to that pond quite often

[YESSSR]

Way to go Rob!

[Cash]

Go Gators!