Subject: Fw: Farmer & the Rooster
>>FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE...........
>>
>>
>>THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
>>
>>THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO,
>>CHUCK GOES."
>>
>>"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN
THE
>>THEATER."
>>
>>THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS
>>OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND
ENTERED
>>THE THEATER.
>>
>>HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
>>
>>THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
>>UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE
>>MOVIE.
>>
>>"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
>>
>>"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
>>
>>"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
>>
>>"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.
>>
>>"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.
>>
>>"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN
'EM
>>ALL"
>>
>>"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY
POPCORN"
>>
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