Good, Better, Best...
GOOD: In Haverhill , a Massachusetts State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD!' The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
(Beats a lemonade stand!)
- BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Bradford , MA . A $40.00 speeding ticket was inc luded. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.00. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
- BEST: A young woman was pulled over in Groveland , MA for speeding. As the MA State Troope r walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Massachusetts State Police Ball.' He replied, 'MA State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car
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Nautical Dave " They're sending the old man home" Jimmy Buffet
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