A gorilla walks into a bar..

[JOHN317]

A Gorilla walks into a bar and orders a Scotch on the rocks. The bartender is momentarily stunned but turns to make the drink. As he's making the drink, he thinks to himself, a Gorilla is a dumb animal so I can charge anything I want. So the bartender returns to the Gorilla with the Scotch and says that will be $20. The Gorilla begrudgingly pays the $20. The bartender takes the money and quips, boy this is really unusual, we just don't get many Gorillas in here. The Gorilla looks up from his drink and says, "At $20 a drink I can see why."

[MnMsToy]

Originally Posted by JOHN317

A Gorilla walks into a bar and orders a Scotch on the rocks. The bartender is momentarily stunned but turns to make the drink. As he's making the drink, he thinks to himself, a Gorilla is a dumb animal so I can charge anything I want. So the bartender returns to the Gorilla with the Scotch and says that will be $20. The Gorilla begrudgingly pays the $20. The bartender takes the money and quips, boy this is really unusual, we just don't get many Gorillas in here. The Gorilla looks up from his drink and says, "At $20 a drink I can see why."