Things you can say at Thanksgiving and not get slapped :
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
Well it wouldn't be me
If I didn't post this joke
It's a long winter here
Without no SSR to steer
But all the joking aside
From my family to yours
Wishing you all a Very Happy Thanksgiving in fours
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Happy Thanksgiving-
Happy Thanksgiving
I know this is a little early
but posting here
can take years
before you all read it
and maybe don't even see it
Below is a pic
of a nicley tanned chick!! Enjoy
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Gary
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