Humor - A bit off color

[SSRENITY]

This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I'm sending him over".

The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse.

"A female horth", the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.

"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouf?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth.

"Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes.

"OK, what about the earsth?"

Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears.

"OK, could I see her twat."

With that the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, and then pulls him out.

Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephawse that. Could I see her wun awound a widdle bit?"

[downshifter]

NOT says Marv

[HotRodGirl]

Originally Posted by downshifter

NOT says Marv

Ohhhhhh but that was funny...... another good one for today

[DOOPHUS]

That's definitely ROLL ON THE FLOOR FUNNY!

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[ssrgarage]

Tim

[Brian]

My Dad, who was an aspiring cartoonist at the time, drew a cartoon of that one in 1946 - and it was an oldie then......(still hilarious though)

[turnheadz]

Originally Posted by Brian

My Dad, who was an aspiring cartoonist at the time, drew a cartoon of that one in 1946 - and it was an oldie then......(still hilarious though)

indeed, I read it to Wayne and he said his mom used to tell that one many years ago

[wildcat66]

[RAIDER KEITH]

Very very funny
Raider Keith