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I think I saw this here once before
but I thouhght it worth a repeat
>> God's Busy
>>
>> If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
>> A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
>> assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan
>> One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
>> member of the ACLU.
>>
>> One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
>> to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
>> want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
>> minutes."
>>
>> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
>> minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
>> still waiting."
>>
>> It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out
>> of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
>> knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The
>> Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
>> students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
>>
>> The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
>> Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did
>> you do that?"
>>
>> The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
>> America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
>> stuff and act like an idiot.
>> So, He sent me."
>>
>> THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!!!!
>performance.
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Dwight ( BlueStreak) Morgan
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If you do what you've always done,
You'll get what you've always gotten.
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