The Italian Wedding Test.
I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me, her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was braless.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view which had to be deliberate as she never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over “To check the wedding invitations” she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
She said, “Before you commit your life to my sister”
Well, I was in total shock and I couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment then turned and made a beeline straight for the front door.
I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
I then noticed my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said “Sergio we are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.”
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.