Jay Leno . . . About Hillary

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JAY LENO . . . ABOUT HILLARY

"Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic
athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to
be astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she
wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her woozy. Should
she be telling people this story? I mean she's basically saying she
wants to be president because she can't do anything else."
. . . Jay Leno

"Well, the big story . . . Hillary Clinton will be running for president
in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants
to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed."
. . . Jay Leno

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why
President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably
for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
. . . Jay Leno

"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary,is elected
president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton . . .
when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."
. . . Jay Leno

"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign?
Know what sign? 'FOR SALE'"
. . . Jay Leno

"A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on
eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it,
but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at
least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine."
. . . Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all
ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton's former business
partners can vote for her in 2008."
. . . Jay Leno

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