10-02-2011, 08:41 AM
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SSR Pit Crew
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Plano, Tx.
Posts: 11,972
My SSR: '05 Concept Truck, powered by Heavy Duty rubberbands, and a really BIG WINDUP KEY!
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Just A Pinch Works Miracles
a tough old cowboy from eastern oregon counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died he left behind
14 children,
30 grandchildren,
45 great-grandchildren,
25 great-great-grandchildren,
and
a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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