Just a tap on the shoulder

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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him of the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.

Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab.




I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."

[Meg in Carolina]

It's been many many many years ago when my boys were teenagers. A neighbor/county policeman knocked on my door. Ms Meg he said your boys are causing traffic problems down on the main road. what? Yes he continued Scott is driving his hearse with the light on causing folks to pull over in respect for the dead and your other son Brian is laying down in the back in the coffin they made waving at those cars that had pulled over.

My son Scott loved to work on cars with his Dad so when he found this old hearse for sale he bought it and fixed it up ~~ and proceeded to have fun. ahhh the joys of Motherhood, but paybacks are on the horizon with their own children.