L'il Firefighter

[Brian]

The fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

'That sure is a nice fire truck' he said with admiration.

'Thanks' the little girl said. The fire fighter looks a little closer
and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
cat's
testicles.

'Little Partner', the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell
you how to
run your rig, but if

you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar
instead of it's testicles, I think it could run faster.'

The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then
I wouldn't have a siren.

[Jgrden]

This one was good.

[DOOPHUS]

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[wildcat66]

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