Marital Bliss!

[DOUBLE-D]

Marital Bliss!





There's a lot to be said about marital bliss...

A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified
positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training,
and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several
applicants and completing all the checks and training, the field was narrowed to the three
most promising candidates. The day came for the final test, which would determine which
of equally qualified candidates, would get the job.

The final candidates consisted of two men and one woman. The men administering the test
took the first candidate, a man, down a corridor to a closed door and handed him a gun saying,
"We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments and follow
instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife, seated
in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man, looking completely shocked said, "You can't
be serious! I could never kill my wife." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not
the man for the job. Take your wife and go home." They brought the next candidate in, the
other man, and repeated the instructions. This man took the gun, walked into the room and
closed the door. However, after five minutes of silence, the door opened and the man handed
the CIA tester the gun, saying, "I just couldn't do it. I couldn't kill my wife. I tried to pull the
trigger but I just couldn't do it." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not the man
for the job. Take your wife and go home."

Then they brought the woman down the corridor to the closed door, handed her a gun,
and said, "We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments
and follow instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will
find your husband, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took
the gun, walked into the room, and before the door closed all the way, the CIA
men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another, for thirteen shots, the noise
continued. Then all hell broke loose. For the next several minutes, the men heard
screaming, cursing, furniture crashing and banging on the walls; then suddenly,
silence. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat
from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!
I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by DOUBLE-D

Marital Bliss!





There's a lot to be said about marital bliss...

A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified
positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training,
and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several
applicants and completing all the checks and training, the field was narrowed to the three
most promising candidates. The day came for the final test, which would determine which
of equally qualified candidates, would get the job.

The final candidates consisted of two men and one woman. The men administering the test
took the first candidate, a man, down a corridor to a closed door and handed him a gun saying,
"We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments and follow
instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife, seated
in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man, looking completely shocked said, "You can't
be serious! I could never kill my wife." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not
the man for the job. Take your wife and go home." They brought the next candidate in, the
other man, and repeated the instructions. This man took the gun, walked into the room and
closed the door. However, after five minutes of silence, the door opened and the man handed
the CIA tester the gun, saying, "I just couldn't do it. I couldn't kill my wife. I tried to pull the
trigger but I just couldn't do it." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not the man
for the job. Take your wife and go home."

Then they brought the woman down the corridor to the closed door, handed her a gun,
and said, "We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments
and follow instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will
find your husband, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took
the gun, walked into the room, and before the door closed all the way, the CIA
men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another, for thirteen shots, the noise
continued. Then all hell broke loose. For the next several minutes, the men heard
screaming, cursing, furniture crashing and banging on the walls; then suddenly,
silence. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat
from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!
I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

That one was probably on the ropes anyway.

[Meg in Carolina]

O.K. I did not see that punch line coming

[YellowDZH]