No one should eat chicken....

Sharptoys · 01-06-2009, 02:27 PM

No one should eat chicken

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and
became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.

They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches
every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one
day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you
like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said, "Because I'm starting to
grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat
any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he
brought peanut butter.

He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches; I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for
her.

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already
got the neck and the gizzards!!!

corvetteulose · 01-06-2009, 02:56 PM

HarborRide · 01-06-2009, 04:14 PM

Reminds me of the first year my sister-in-law was going to bake the holiday turkey for the family. She thought the neck and giblets were, well, let's put it this way - she called my mother to ask her just how large a turkey's 'dingaling' was!

1luckydog · 01-06-2009, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharptoys

No one should eat chicken

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and
became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches
every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one
day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you
like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said, "Because I'm starting to
grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat
any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he
brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches; I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for
her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already
got the neck and the gizzards!!!

Whatever.
One more peek & she'll be scarfing down some pork.

JTR