NOT another adult joke

[1luckydog]

This mushroom goes into a bar & says: Bartender! Get me a beer.
The bartender says: I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here.
Puzzled, the mushroom leaned back & said: Hey! What's wrong with me I'm a fun-guy?

JTR

[DOOPHUS]

OUCH, JTR . . . didn't see that one coming!

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[wildcat66]

funguy

[RoadsterJim]

Skeleton walks into a bar and says " Bartender give me a beer ..............and a mop!"

[ssrgarage]

Tim

[XSELER8]

A Mushroom with a LONG STEM








a fungi to be with

[XSELER8]

A man walked into a bar.


Hit his head pretty good

[ssr71]

Originally Posted by XSELER8

A man walked into a bar.


Hit his head pretty good

better than walking into a rake!

[jon]

This reminds me of my favorite joke:

Q) What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

A) Walk him and pitch to the rhino!

[crazyrtr53]

Originally Posted by ssr71

better than walking into a rake!

Ruined two good balls today!!!

I stepped on a rake....

[Flying Dog]

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, we got a drink named the same as you."

The grasshopper says, "You gotta drink named Steve?"


Flying Dog

[Devastator]

What did the fish say when he hit the wall ?????


DAM !

[GCook]

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a Rhino?

Ellifino

gordy

[1luckydog]

A rope goes into a bar & says ;hey bartender get me a beer. The bartender replies; We don't serve ropes here you'll have to leave. The rope left & ducked into an alley where he tied himself into a ball so it looked like he had a head. Then he unwraveled some & let it drape over the ball so it looked like he had hair. Shortly after that he went back in the bar, hopped up on the bar stool & said; hey bartender! Get me a beer. The bartender leaned over & looked at him w/ the evil eye & said; Aren't you that rope that was in here a while ago? The rope smirked & said;No! I'm afraid not.

(frayed-knot)

[XSELER8]

Originally Posted by crazyrtr53

Ruined two good balls today!!!

I stepped on a rake....

Same here

[The Kid]

Since we're on Bar Stories.....


A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says,
"We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."


The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,
"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."


The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says,
"Sorry, We don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."


The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and demands yet again a beer. The bartender states,
"Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."


The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."


(You're gonna love this.......... )





The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

[BlueStreak]

Originally Posted by The Kid

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

[DOOPHUS]

Originally Posted by The Kid

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

That's BAD, The Kid . . . so BAD it was GOOD!

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[Jgrden]

I love it. Try repeating it.

[WOW_FCTR]

A termite goes into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

[WilliamB]

WOW that took me a little too long to get!

[WOW_FCTR]

Originally Posted by WilliamB

WOW that took me a little too long to get!

yea.....I know......my sense of humor is difficult to understand