Old Couple Making Love
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she
says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them
so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. As she leans against the fence, the old
man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are
making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse,
panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the
ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple
passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You
must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence."