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old joke but worth repeating ( for the women)
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the
> football game.. At the station, the three men each buy a
> ticket and watch as the three women buy just one
> ticket. 'How are the three of you going to travel on
> only one ticket?' asks one of the men.' 'Watch and
> learn,' answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their
> respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet
> together and close the door. Shortly after the train has
> departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
> He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.
> The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges
> with a ticket in hand.
>
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
> idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same
> thing on the return trip and save some money.
>
> When they get to the station they buy a single ticket
> for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that
> the three women don't buy any ticket at all!
>
> 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says
> one perplexed man.
>
> 'Watch and learn,' answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram
> themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into
> another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the
> train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet
> and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>
> The woman knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.'
>
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