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pfizer announcement
Pfizer Announcement
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent
on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with
them.
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Tony thats funny I dont care who you are thats just funny
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Thanks for the 411. The trick is to drink it quickly or it will result in a stiff neck.
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And I had to read this whilst puffing on my nebulizer pipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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__________________Daytona Beach Dream Cruise Baby!
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Pepsi Please !!
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Originally Posted by
MoodyBlue
Pepsi Please !!
Raise a glass..........and raise...never mind
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Oink Duh Oink
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Raise a glass..........and raise...never mind
I had to laugh at what my ole buddy Grimmye said.
Dang that must of hurt.
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Dr. pecker?
JTR
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Dr. pecker?
JTR
Comes in a bottle
I mean available in a bottle
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07 2 dr Jeep Rubicon 3"lift/35x12.5MT's - skids & bumpers
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"A Woman And Her Truck It's A Beautiful Thing"
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Some of us are looking forward to the benefits of todays' technologies. Right Tony?????
P/P
Peace
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Todays meds...
For the baby boomers that continue to enjoy life....I recommend Albuterol 30 mins after 1/2 a Viagra. Good to go for 8 hours.
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That is just too darn funny.
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