Political Correctness

[SSRNETY]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Georgians and West Virginians will no
longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore..

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."


2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF
THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
>INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is
"PECTORALLYSUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT! ! ! " - He has developed a"LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
>DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes
"ACCIDENTALLYHORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants -
It's "REAR CLEAVAGE

[woohoo]

Very good!!

[wildcat66]

Oh yeah I like this one

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

[DOOPHUS]

Good one, SSRNETY . . .

SCARY but maybe closer than you think!

! ! ! ! ! !

[HotRodGirl]

She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED."

Remember this one when you meet me in Laughlin

[blueroadster06]

Those are great ,,,,,, 9 out of ten ain bad the hair one does not apply...the others fit like a glove.....


man I have to start reading these thing closer I thought someone was descirbing me......sorry

[Buffalo]

Originally Posted by DOOPHUS

Good one, SSRNETY . . .

SCARY but maybe closer than you think!

! ! ! ! ! !

[houtex]

I think I posted this already, but I heard a great definition of the theory behind political correctness - it's the premise that you can pick up the clean end of a turd !!!

[ssrgarage]

[Gina]

APPALACHIN AMERICAN

That is definitely me

But I aint inbred