SSR Pit Crew
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Plano, Tx.
'05 Concept Truck, powered by Heavy Duty rubberbands, and a really BIG WINDUP KEY!
The Pregnant Turkey
One year at Thanksgiving, I went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, I decided to play a trick.
I told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, I took the turkey out of the oven. I removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
I then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, I yelled Renee, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
America's Proud Deplorable !!