12-19-2011, 02:10 PM
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SSR Pit Crew
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Plano, Tx.
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The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided
That, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
Together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they
Put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again..
Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable Again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.
"Loons and Moons" - forget it
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and
Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.
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