Recent Celebrity Death Explanation

Focks · 07-03-2009, 02:58 PM

After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomed Farrah Fawcett and told her she could have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!
Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.
Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted. Michael said he needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.
Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...

DOOPHUS · 07-03-2009, 03:03 PM

OUCH!

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Cash · 07-03-2009, 03:13 PM

Good for Farrah but she was a sure thing. Keep us posted!

ibjeff · 07-03-2009, 03:36 PM

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LTs SSR · 07-03-2009, 03:37 PM

HarborRide · 07-03-2009, 04:45 PM

That was

but, it was

too

Jgrden · 07-03-2009, 04:46 PM

Just too good.

Jgrden · 07-03-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by HarborRide

That was

but, it was

too

126 more to go.

Gina · 07-03-2009, 04:51 PM

I had heard part one and part two of that joke already, now the Billy part!

HarborRide · 07-03-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jgrden

126 more to go.

Uh....126 of WHAT to go???

Jgrden · 07-03-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by HarborRide

Uh....126 of WHAT to go???

to hit two thousand posts. You are on your way to becoming a literary giant. Move over R. Hurst.

HarborRide · 07-03-2009, 05:12 PM

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to hit two thousand posts. You are on your way to becoming a literary giant. Move over R. Hurst.

What a relief...here we all were, chatting about celebrity deaths at the Pearly Gates, and suddenly I have only 126 to go?!

Speaking of literary giants, I need to log off and work on my Moon Landing 40th anniversary letter to send to our local newspaper.

Cash · 07-03-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by HarborRide

What a relief...here we all were, chatting about celebrity deaths at the Pearly Gates, and suddenly I have only 126 to go?!

Speaking of literary giants, I need to log off and work on my Moon Landing 40th anniversary letter to send to our local newspaper.

We landed on the moon??

Incognito · 07-03-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cash

We landed on the moon??

You know I hear that. But it was much before my time

Cash · 07-03-2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Incognito

You know I hear that. But it was much before my time

For whatever reason this brought that Jim Carrey line to mind from "Dumb & Dumber" as he was leaving the bar after he found out he had his date for 8 pm confused thinking it was for 8 am.

As he was leaving he read some old newspaper article that was framed and said "We landed on the moon"??? I think it was actually a clever (or shameless) promo for his upcoming movie, "Man on the Moon", the Andy Kaufman story.

I gotta get a life!!

ibjeff · 07-03-2009, 09:18 PM

I want to go to Michael's funeral at the Staples center.

DOOPHUS · 07-03-2009, 09:31 PM

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I want to go to Michael's funeral at the Staples center.

Go for it, Jeff!

It would be a Cold Day In Hell before you'd find me there.

ibjeff · 07-03-2009, 09:44 PM

Mom, Lisa, and I would love to go. I wish we could be there. Love his music.....love his videos. Thats how I remember him.

ibjeff · 07-04-2009, 12:56 AM

I registered for tickets.....I will know Sunday mid day! I will always be a fan so wish me luck.

davisfire · 07-04-2009, 06:36 AM

Jgrden · 07-04-2009, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ibjeff

I want to go to Michael's funeral at the Staples center.

"Staples Center" and the show goes on.

wildcat66 · 07-04-2009, 11:12 AM

Did you hear that rumbling after Michael Jackson Died?

That was Elvis Presley kicking his ass

DOOPHUS · 07-04-2009, 11:21 AM

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Did you hear that rumbling after Michael Jackson Died?

That was Elvis Presley kicking his ass

Come on, Wildcat . . . that's an impossibility!

We all know Michael Jackson had his ass removed during one of his many plastic surgery episodes years ago.

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Doug Allen · 07-04-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ibjeff

I registered for tickets.....I will know Sunday mid day! I will always be a fan so wish me luck.

I wish you luck Jeff.

Say what you want about Michael Jackson, I believe he was the most innovative musical talent since the Beatles.

ibjeff · 07-04-2009, 01:03 PM

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I wish you luck Jeff.

Say what you want about Michael Jackson, I believe he was the most innovative musical talent since the Beatles.

Thanks Doug.
The Staples Center must have bulked up their servers big time!

The venue's website was visited over 500 million times within the first hour of opening registration for Michael Jackson's memorial!!!!

Out of those 500 million, only 17,500 fans will be awarded a ticket for the memorial service through a lottery.

wildcat66 · 07-04-2009, 05:09 PM

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I wish you luck Jeff.

Say what you want about Michael Jackson, I believe he was the most innovative musical talent since the Beatles.

no doubt he had talent. The time between mega hits and the weirdness and the trial (convicted or not) of child molestation makes me really question him, sorry can't let little kids be hurt by people they trust

Doug Allen · 07-04-2009, 05:43 PM

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no doubt he had talent. The time between mega hits and the weirdness and the trial (convicted or not) of child molestation makes me really question him, sorry can't let little kids be hurt by people they trust

No question the man had inner demons.

ibjeff · 07-04-2009, 05:48 PM

We have Michael's music playing at the pool. All true genius have their quirks. I will always love the music and videos he gave us. Those are gifts.

RUN ROD RUN · 07-04-2009, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by wildcat66

no doubt he had talent. The time between mega hits and the weirdness and the trial (convicted or not) of child molestation makes me really question him, sorry can't let little kids be hurt by people they trust

I haven't been following the news lately but I'm sure we'll be hearing stories from those kids anytime after the memorial service.

Gina · 07-04-2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ibjeff

Thanks Doug.
The Staples Center must have bulked up their servers big time!

The venue's website was visited over 500 million times within the first hour of opening registration for Michael Jackson's memorial!!!!

Out of those 500 million, only 17,500 fans will be awarded a ticket for the memorial service through a lottery.

Good Luck Jeff, I think I'll save my chances for the real lottery!!!!