Saturday Funnies

[wildcat66]

Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass
bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in
the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no
longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me
about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

[ssrgarage]

[Bagger]

[VEGASSR]

I like that coffee table!

[DOOPHUS]

Good one, Wildcat . . .

and definitely, Bagger . . . GREAT Coffee Table!

! ! ! ! ! !

[XSELER8]

[Buffalo]

[nelson]

[Silver Wolf]

Bagger, if my wife would let me I would have a coffee table just like that. The only place she allows me to decorate is the garage...

[Purple Penelope]

again...

P/P

Peace

#3 Redneck Baby Clothesline

[Bagger]

[dingbat]

since redmecks were mentioned:

Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special?

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea.. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out?

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench; every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

[WOW_FCTR]

Originally Posted by Bagger

Those pictures scare me