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Old 02-08-2012, 10:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Self examination for alzheimers disease



SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMERS DISEASE . . .. It takes less than 15 sec...



If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test


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How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S



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Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


You do NOT have Alzheimer's


You are a Pervert

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Old 02-09-2012, 07:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2012, 08:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't have alzheimers I failed the test not a pervert either just bad eyes
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Its to help you sleep.
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Old 02-09-2012, 09:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't have alzheimers I failed the test not a pervert either just bad eyes
I think we may have the privilege of being Preverts. I know I was around before perverts.
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