Silly Shoppers

[Red Cat]

Redneck Shoppers





Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea!
Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The second redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'

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[abadssr]

ha ha hah ahahahahaha those rednecks are something else, they would have gotten them faster if they ordered out of the MontgomeryWards catalog

[DOOPHUS]

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[corvetteulose]

[XSELER8]

nyuk nyuk nyuk

[blueroadster06]

they should have shopped out of the Hooter's catalog......dumba$$es

[Jgrden]

Ah, haaaaa... That is toooo good.

[1luckydog]

I'm thinking they should have went to the tractor pull & picked up chicks like the rest of 'em.

JTR

[blueroadster06]

Originally Posted by 1luckydog

I'm thinking they should have went to the tractor pull & picked up chicks like the rest of 'em.

JTR

Maybe they would have a better chance at picking up chicks at a family reunion

[ibjeff]

OK RedCat!!!!!!!! Stop posting stories about my famly like that