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Old 01-21-2008, 05:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Stop me if you've heard this one.......

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of twenty years replied, "Can you believe that idiot husband of mine is out fishing in that crap?"

I still don't know if she was joking...
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Old 01-21-2008, 05:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That sounds like one I've told Boyce. He's still wondering
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That sounds like one I've told Boyce. He's still wondering
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Thank goodness I have never heard that one before,.. I don't own a boat.
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Thats pretty funny. Did that realy happen to you? Sounds like something my wife would do.
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